Zodiac (Rashee)

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. .Once you have opened this page, there's no turning back. Below are true 
. .descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago 
. .by an astrologist predictionist.
. .
. ...:VIRGO:. The Virgin
. .Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in 
. .bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart.
. .Intellectual. Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love 
. .at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and 
. .only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
. .
. ...:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
. .Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most 
. .erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. 
. .Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The 
. .sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not 
. .forward.
. .
. ...:LIBRA:. The lame lover
. .Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one 
. .of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring 
. .person
. .you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the 
. .kind of person you wanna #### with... u might end up crying... the most 
. .irresistible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
. .
. ...:ARIES:. The Liar
. .Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to #### with. Erotic. Funny. Take 
. .you on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves 
. .being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years of 
. .bad luck if you do not forward.
. .
. ...:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
. .Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term 
. .relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your 
. .expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in 
. .bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! 2 years of bad luck if you do
. .not forward.
. .
. ...:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
. .Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a 
. .fighter, but will still knock you the #### out. Trustworthy. Always happy. 
. .Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a 
. .beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE. 9 
. .years of bad luck if you do not forward.
. .
. ...:LEO:. The Lion in bed
. .Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is 
. .really good at. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. 
. .Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. 
. .Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if 
. .you do not forward.
. .
. ...:CANCER:. The Cutie
. .MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high ### appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is one of a 
. .kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely 
. .creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed. Spontaneous. 
. .Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it 
. .comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if 
. .you do not forward.
. .
. ...:PISCES:. The Piece of ass
. .Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high 
. .### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to
. .keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good 
. .way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for 
. .life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, 
. .fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
. .
. ...:CAPRICORN:. The passionate Lover
. .Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, 
. .awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always 
. .gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. 
. .Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be 
. .your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of
. .bad luck if you do not forward.
. .
. ...:TAURUS:. The Tramp
. .Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare
. .to find! Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for 
. .what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ........ Loves to help people 
. .in times of need. Outstanding kisser . Very funny. Awesome personality. 
. .Stubborn. Sexual as ................. Most caring person you will ever 
. .meet! One of a kind. Not one to #### with. Are the most sexiest people on 
. .earth ! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
. .
. ...:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
. .Spontaneous. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. 
. .Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love to give. Not one 
. .to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their 
. .Love is one of a
. .kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person 
. .you will ever meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did
. .I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of person you wanna mess with - you 
. .might end up crying. 

Donkey lessons (humor)

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a
well. The animal cried piteously for hours as
 the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the
well needed to be covered up anyway;
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and
help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
donkey realized what was happening and cried
horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he
quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
looked down the well. He was astonished at what
he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his
back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it
off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
stepped up over the edge of the well and
happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds
of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well
is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out
of the deepest wells just by not stopping,
never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
Live simply and appreciate what you have.
Give more.
Expect less.
NOW ............

Enough of that . The donkey later came back,
and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and
the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.


MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover
your ass, it always comes back to bite you.

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